I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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