I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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