Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
