ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I will be naked everywhere
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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