I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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