Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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