STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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