I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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