I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
