Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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