I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We need a shit load of segways right now
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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