come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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