The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you didnt know i had herpes?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We talked him into tasing himself.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
This baby is an asshole
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
