fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
