You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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