if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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