I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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