we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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