love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
