wrigley field is MILF paradise
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
