"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize
