the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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