Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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