There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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