We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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