Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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