im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I am naked and annoyed.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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