mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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