who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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