I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Randomize
