i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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