I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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