the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
