Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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