i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
