glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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