FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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