I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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