cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i drank out of a bidet.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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