we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i think i have herpe
just one?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
