So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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