some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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