BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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