Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
