Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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