"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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