She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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