im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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