i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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