seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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