I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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