what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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