just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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