would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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