All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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